The Earth is flat. As a shirt statement, at least. For everything else, please take a deep breath and don't immediately start your own Telegram group.

Details: 

• Men's Basic T-Shirt
  
• Color: Black
  
• Color family: Black
  
• Normal, regular fit
  
• Crew neck
  
• Short sleeve
  
• Material: 100% Cotton

The print works through maximum dryness: four words, clear capital letters, no illustration, no explanatory piece. Precisely because of this, the statement immediately tips into satire. It stands there like an unshakeable truth and therefore seems so beautifully suspicious.

"The Earth is flat" plays with the appeal of absurd certainties. The sentence adopts the pose of a great revelation, but remains graphically so sober that it can rather be read as a commentary on know-it-allism, internet logic and very confident half-truths. Basically, a small monument to loudly being wrong.

Black keeps the surface calm and gives the white lettering the necessary contrast. No symbol, no globe, no conspiratorial additional material. Just text. That makes the joke cleaner, more direct and less labored.

The shirt itself remains deliberately uncomplicated: a men's basic T-shirt made of 100% cotton with a regular fit, crew neck and short sleeves. A solid foundation for a statement that doesn't need much to spark discussions that no one ordered.

A shirt for people who recognize irony before starting a PowerPoint presentation about the horizon.

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Our printed clothes change regularly. And since we only produce each item fresh after it's ordered, we unfortunately cannot provide a standard size chart here in advance.

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You can have this print on (almost) any other garment from our range.

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Deliveries within Germany:

Shipping outside Germany:

EU + worldwide: 7.99 EUR

We ship within Germany via DHL / Deutsche Post and charge a flat shipping fee of 1.99 EUR, we cover the rest. From a merchandise order value of 29.99 EUR, no shipping costs will be charged.

The delivery time within Germany is usually between 2-4 working days. Deliveries to other European countries take between 7-10 working days. Delivery times to countries outside Europe vary depending on the destination country, but are set by DHL at least 14 working days and can take 30 working days or longer.

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Shipping outside Germany

Shipping to EU + worldwide countries:
7.99 EUR

We ship worldwide, provided DHL / Deutsche Post offers shipping to the desired country at the time of order. The shipping costs to countries outside Germany (EU, worldwide) are currently a flat rate of 7.99 EUR per order.

For deliveries to countries outside the European Union, further costs may arise in individual cases, which are beyond our control and are to be borne by you. These include, for example, costs for money transfers by credit institutions (e.g. transfer fees, exchange rate fees) or import duties or taxes (e.g. customs duties). Further information can be found, for example, at https://ec.europa.eu/taxaton_customs/home_de and on import sales tax at http://auskunft.ezt-online.de/ezto/Welcome.do as well as specifically for Switzerland at http://xtares.admin.ch/tares/login/loginFormFiller.do.

Product:
The Earth Is Flat – Men's Satire T-Shirt – Black

Manufacturer:
COMPANIEER
Bergholzer Str. 2
14473 Potsdam
Email: shop@companieer.com

Responsible Economic Operator according to GPSR:
Marcel Buik
Bergholzer Str. 2
14473 Potsdam
Email: shop@companieer.com

Safety Information:
When used as intended, no special safety or warning notices are required for this item.