I'm great at avoiding people. An astonishingly clear statement for a baby. And probably a realistic daily schedule too.

Details: 

• Baby romper / baby bodysuit
  
• Color: Black
  
• Color family: Black
  
• One-piece design
  
• Round neckline with overlapping shoulder
  
• Short sleeve
  
• Leg opening with nickel-free snap fasteners
  
• Typographic statement print "I'm great at avoiding people" on the front
  
• Material: 100% cotton
  
• Quality: Organic cotton

The print plays with a linguistic trap: at first, the sentence sounds like social competence, then you realize that "avoiding people" can also be a rather elegant evasive maneuver. With babies, this is particularly believable. After all, those who are still being carried can very efficiently let people avoid them.

On the baby romper, the saying takes on its own humor. The statement seems far too adult for such a small garment, and that's exactly why it works. No cute standard text, no baby kitsch, but a dry status report from early social training. This often begins with eye contact, but sometimes ends with a decisive turning away.

Black keeps the look calm and lets the bright lettering stand out clearly. The print remains typographically reduced, almost polite - which fits well, because the sentence doesn't have to loudly explain its punchline. It just stands there and looks as if the baby has already canceled appointments.

The base is a one-piece baby romper made of 100% organic cotton. The leg opening with nickel-free snap fasteners makes changing more practical, the overlapping shoulder section is part of the classic bodysuit function. Solid, uncomplicated, and ready for encounters that can be professionally avoided if necessary.

A COMPANIEER romper for babies with social reach. Just not necessarily in every direction.